Friday, March 31, 2006

Photogenic I am not

Hate hate hate.

I need to e-mail a photo to the journo for this article in the Mockery.
We have filled up the memory card on our camera twice already with complete rubbish. Every photo njc takes, I look (in varying degrees and combinations) stoned, stunned, fat, surprised, double-chinned, retarded, buck-toothed, tired, smirking, sulking, squinting...

I don't even expect to look particularly attractive in photos, but why the hell can't I just look normal?It's a recurring problem. It happens every time, no matter what the situation, or who takes the photo.

I'm not imagining it either, it's not the regular female paranoia. njc is cringing right along with me, and that just makes me feel even uglier. It's enough to make me want to give up and learn to live with a paper bag on my head. He assures me that I don't actually look like that, really.

I find that very hard to believe.

*sob*

3 x 2c:

Anonymous Anonymous babbled...

Sif, u are teh hawtness! Although, after going through my entire photo collection, I've noticed you have a knack for a bit of "omfg camera *hide*" action. Either demonstrated by the shot or the fact that you're not in it :P

I'll keep search0ring, I do have that one of you flippin' the bird if u want that! ;)

6:08 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous babbled...

Try shooting from an elevated posn with subject looking up, fiddle with lighting if indoors. Don't force a pose.

2:37 am  
Anonymous Anonymous babbled...

what's the pic for? I bet I have a million and one of you.. maybe not all suitable for publication in a public document, but lots of pics nonetheless. Actually one of my pics of Timo was used in Source the other week

9:59 pm  

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